The Cracked Die Podcast - Episode 191 - Backstabber

[00:00:39] Speaker A: Welcome to the 191st episode of the Crack Tie podcast. [00:00:45] Speaker B: Look at this guy. [00:00:46] Speaker C: Damn hooray. [00:00:49] Speaker D: Look who, man. [00:00:51] Speaker E: Now more to go. [00:00:52] Speaker C: So many hours. [00:00:53] Speaker D: Yeah, so many hours. Thank you for listening to us for all of these hours. [00:00:57] Speaker E: Yeah, I can't do math in my head to calculate how many hours that would be, but yeah. Thanks, guys. [00:01:03] Speaker C: 191 hours. Roughly more than that. [00:01:06] Speaker D: Between, like, little minisodes and stuff. Anyway, what the hell were we doing? [00:01:10] Speaker F: They were eating dinner and we stabbed them. That's what I remember. [00:01:14] Speaker C: Yes, that's exactly right. [00:01:16] Speaker A: But before we jump into this game. [00:01:17] Speaker C: I need to talk to you all about my latest obsession. [00:01:20] Speaker A: And my wife's latest obsession doesn't have. [00:01:23] Speaker B: To do with bears, does it? [00:01:24] Speaker C: No, it does not have to do with bear. Well, I mean, there's no bears in. [00:01:27] Speaker D: It yet, as far as I can remember. [00:01:29] Speaker C: No. And this is a no plug. But Disney lorcana. [00:01:34] Speaker A: Not that Disney needs any support or. [00:01:36] Speaker C: Ravensburger needs any support, but it is. [00:01:39] Speaker A: A great card game. [00:01:40] Speaker C: I've really been enjoying it. Like, I haven't enjoyed a collectible card. [00:01:44] Speaker A: Game like this in a while, but. [00:01:46] Speaker C: It is a fabulous game. It has amazing art, and it has Disney characters. [00:01:52] Speaker D: It's really fun. It's one of those really simple to pick up, but the difficulty can really range depending on who you're playing with and how many people you're playing. So unlike a lot of the other TCG CCG stuff, this supports multi person play. [00:02:05] Speaker A: Out of the box. [00:02:06] Speaker D: Yeah, right out of the box. We did a seven person game at one of the open league nights, and it was the most glorious chaos I think I've ever witnessed. [00:02:13] Speaker C: Now, that being said, I do have. [00:02:15] Speaker A: A little side note. Actually, this isn't even a side note. This is just my advice to every person in the world. Be nice to the staff at your friendly local game store. Don't be mean. [00:02:27] Speaker C: Like, there is a serious distribution issue with Lorcana right now. [00:02:32] Speaker A: Like, the minute it lands anywhere, it's sold out. It's not their fault. Be nice to them if they want. [00:02:38] Speaker D: To sell it to you as much as you want to buy it. If they had it, they would. [00:02:41] Speaker A: Yeah, I've heard horror stories about people, like, yelling at the staff for not having it, and it's like, come on, guys, let's be better. [00:02:49] Speaker D: I know card games can bring out the worst in people, and I know Disney can bring out the worst in people, and they do kind of meet horrifically in a product shortage at the moment. But, like, for real. It's cardboard. You'll get it eventually. [00:03:00] Speaker A: All right, that's that. [00:03:01] Speaker C: Last time we were here, you guys. [00:03:03] Speaker A: Walked down a very, very long tunnel and you found what looked like a forge or an old workshop. [00:03:12] Speaker C: Sorry, you were coming from the hidden. [00:03:13] Speaker A: Forge to an old workshop. You dealt with some folks down there. [00:03:18] Speaker C: Who may or may not have looked. [00:03:20] Speaker A: Like members of this weird group. [00:03:21] Speaker C: I don't know if you've ever heard of them, the Scarlet Triad or something. [00:03:25] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:03:26] Speaker E: Never heard of them. [00:03:27] Speaker C: Never heard of them? Nope. [00:03:27] Speaker D: Yeah, I don't think they're important to this adventure path. [00:03:29] Speaker C: Nope. [00:03:30] Speaker A: Then you went upstairs by upstairs, I. [00:03:32] Speaker C: Mean up a floor and you found. [00:03:34] Speaker A: A shrine to drove Scottder, and you're. [00:03:37] Speaker C: Like, oh, that's gross. And then you walked into the next. [00:03:39] Speaker A: Room and you're like, oh, there's a. [00:03:41] Speaker C: Bunch of beds and lockers. And then I want to say twin. [00:03:45] Speaker A: Talon was listening to the door and heard people eating. [00:03:48] Speaker C: And you guys walked in and you. [00:03:51] Speaker A: Saw a bunch of humans sitting there. [00:03:55] Speaker C: Yes. [00:03:56] Speaker G: No, not what happened. [00:03:57] Speaker C: The floating eye yes. Knifesword sent his floating eye through the. [00:04:01] Speaker A: Rooms and saw the four people eating. [00:04:04] Speaker C: And then you came in here and started stabbing them while they were eating. [00:04:07] Speaker A: OOH opened a door to the north. [00:04:10] Speaker C: And suddenly scared the crap out of. [00:04:13] Speaker A: This person to your north who looks slightly different than the rest. [00:04:17] Speaker B: Now, why would I have opened a. [00:04:19] Speaker D: Door that doesn't seem like me? [00:04:23] Speaker F: I think that they opened the door. Weren't they like an alchemist or yes. [00:04:28] Speaker C: Yes, they were. [00:04:29] Speaker A: OOH's moving to attack them. [00:04:30] Speaker C: That's right. It's all coming back. Okay. [00:04:33] Speaker B: It's been a whole week. [00:04:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:35] Speaker C: You guys did a lot of damage and made a lot of people cry. [00:04:39] Speaker A: Mostly me. [00:04:40] Speaker C: It is now the start of round two, and it is serea's turd. [00:04:45] Speaker D: Okay. And I christine honestly can't remember if I was going to run around and try and help. No. I haven't even entered the room yet, so I couldn't remember if they were trying to flank or, like, trying to come from a different entrance or what. [00:04:57] Speaker C: No, you're in the back. [00:04:59] Speaker D: I'm going to see if I can take out this one that's right in front of Brianna that looks like it's near death and hopefully splash the one right behind it. So we're going to go with a tried and true alchemist. Oh, first roll of the night is in that one. And I'm going to hero point that. Yeah, we're going to hero point that. [00:05:16] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:05:17] Speaker B: Love how this starts. [00:05:19] Speaker D: All right, reroll using a hero point other side of the deck. 1236 to hit this one right here in front of Brianna. [00:05:28] Speaker C: 36 will hit. [00:05:29] Speaker E: Nice. [00:05:30] Speaker D: So it's going to hit her for 20 fire damage. Well, 17 plus the three persistent. And then it is going to splash the one behind her for three. [00:05:39] Speaker C: All right. And behind for three. [00:05:42] Speaker D: Let's see. That was one. Do they seem like they're the kind of people who are going to try to retreat or are they like, all right, defend this with your lives kind of people? [00:05:50] Speaker C: If I remember correctly, most of them haven't even been able to stand up from the table. [00:05:55] Speaker D: I mean, that's great for me. [00:05:56] Speaker C: Why'd you leave the Triad on the table. They wanted to sorry, we wanted to. [00:06:03] Speaker D: I'm going to take some lube action here and step in and try and get a better grip of what's happening. All right? So I'm going to take my second action to run into the room and up into this corner with next Art and OOH, and I'm going to do the lovely Alchemist fire again. I'm going to aim at the same one, but this time I'm going to try and do a 15 foot cone slash and hit this lady back here. [00:06:25] Speaker C: Both of them? Yeah. Okay, so the person to the south. [00:06:30] Speaker D: 29, looks like a miss is a miss. [00:06:32] Speaker C: Would you like to hero point that? [00:06:34] Speaker D: No, it's not a crit miss, so I'll stick with hopefully just the splash damage on her. [00:06:38] Speaker C: All right, and that's three slash, right? [00:06:41] Speaker D: Three fire splash. [00:06:42] Speaker E: That's good. [00:06:43] Speaker D: I hate that I missed on someone who's 10ft away when I can throw bombs 60ft. [00:06:50] Speaker C: Sometimes the close targets are harder to hit. [00:06:53] Speaker D: It's entertaining to me. I threw that first one through a doorway over my friend and still hit her. Came in and I'm like, all I had to do was roll it and it missed. [00:07:02] Speaker E: Well, maybe thematically she saw what you did and managed to get out of the way or whatever. [00:07:07] Speaker C: Maybe you lit her on fire screaming right now, trying to roll around, put. [00:07:14] Speaker E: Herself out, so you're like, stay still, I have another one. [00:07:19] Speaker D: Anyway, that is my three actions. [00:07:22] Speaker C: All right, next up is Twin Talon. [00:07:26] Speaker F: Oh boy. So Twin Talon yeah, there's one to the south, so he's going to attack that one who is close to being the deads. [00:07:35] Speaker C: All right, but Matt, what if you didn't and you turned on your friends and started stabbing like Brianna OOH, that. [00:07:43] Speaker F: Would be an interesting story moment, right? [00:07:47] Speaker E: What is this, a dark urge? [00:07:49] Speaker B: We know who's evil now. [00:07:51] Speaker F: How about instead I hit them with a 45? [00:07:53] Speaker C: That would be a critical yes. [00:07:56] Speaker F: Okay, I'm just going to take this card. [00:07:58] Speaker D: NBD just wanted to check. I just wanted to make sure he. [00:08:02] Speaker C: Had all his options. [00:08:03] Speaker F: Thank you. Thank you. So it is double damage, hobbled crit effect until healed. The target is clumsy too and takes a negative ten foot status penalty to all speeds. [00:08:14] Speaker C: Well, I doubt that they'll be around long enough to have that happen because you also, I believe, put a debilitating strike on this one. [00:08:21] Speaker F: It did, yeah. [00:08:23] Speaker C: Oh my God. [00:08:24] Speaker F: That's not all the damage, don't you worry about that. [00:08:27] Speaker D: How much overkill. [00:08:29] Speaker C: Oh, boy. [00:08:30] Speaker E: Anybody for some tartar? [00:08:31] Speaker F: No, Jasper is plus, that's 94 plus, pretty sure ooze, I'm going to ooze aura. So that's plus eight. So 102. [00:08:46] Speaker C: So let me just do some quick math here. So you did 94 more points of damage than necessary. [00:08:54] Speaker B: Cool. [00:08:55] Speaker C: Sheesh, would you like to explain how you splatter them all over the wall? [00:09:00] Speaker F: Twin Talon just grabs their hair and just shoves the short sword through the spine, comes out the throat, pulls it free, and they drop down into their pasta or whatever they're eating. Table face first. [00:09:12] Speaker D: Some Red Wedding shit. [00:09:13] Speaker E: Yeah, you see, Brianna grimace a little bit, like OOH. [00:09:16] Speaker C: The blood falls, mixing with their soup. It's now tomato bisque. [00:09:21] Speaker D: Don't think that's how that works. [00:09:23] Speaker G: I think it's called Larry. [00:09:24] Speaker D: Larry. No, we just point at a platter that is full of rotten. Just anyone for blood sausage? [00:09:33] Speaker C: Oh, no. Well, I hope everyone enjoyed Christine. This is her last no, no, just a joke. [00:09:43] Speaker F: So, at this point, Twintallen Whistles and Taysani comes swooping in around the north end of the room and landing on the eastern side of the other. I guess our scarlet tribe members sitting at the table. [00:09:54] Speaker C: Yes. [00:09:54] Speaker F: And Twin Talon will then attack them because they are now flat footed. [00:09:59] Speaker C: Not that you've had a chance, but you do notice that they all have the symbol on them, the scarlet triad symbol. Yes, sorry. [00:10:07] Speaker F: Okay, that's a 27 to hit. I think it's probably a miss. [00:10:10] Speaker C: Yes, that is a miss. Would you like to hero point that? [00:10:14] Speaker F: I have two, so yeah, I'll hero point that. [00:10:16] Speaker E: Might as well. [00:10:17] Speaker F: All right, let me reroll game. No, none of that. Okay, fine, I'll just roll again. There we go. How about 38 instead? [00:10:25] Speaker C: 38 will hit, but not crit. [00:10:28] Speaker F: Okay, that'll be plus four is 42 damage. And he'll put precise debilitation. And then for my third action, do I dare strike again? [00:10:39] Speaker E: That's a question in it. [00:10:41] Speaker F: We don't really know what their AC is. [00:10:43] Speaker D: 29 missed. [00:10:45] Speaker F: 27 missed. 38 hit, 29 missed. Let's say it's at least a 30, so I'd have to roll a ten. [00:10:53] Speaker C: Come on, what's the worst that happens? [00:10:54] Speaker F: Twin Talon is going to use preparation and bank one of his actions as a reaction for when Brianna hopefully attacks this person. [00:11:04] Speaker C: Gotcha. Gotcha. That's probably a smarter move. [00:11:07] Speaker E: No pressure. [00:11:08] Speaker F: Yeah, those attacks are my full base attack bonus. [00:11:11] Speaker C: Yeah, they are. I don't know if you can hear my teeth for why. Oh, no. [00:11:19] Speaker E: Oh, no. [00:11:19] Speaker C: Oh, no. Knife. Sword. Rob, you're up. [00:11:22] Speaker D: It's time for the sorcerer. [00:11:25] Speaker G: Hi. [00:11:26] Speaker B: Hi, Rob. [00:11:27] Speaker C: Hello. [00:11:27] Speaker G: I'm going to use electric arc and see if I can hit the one next to the w Twin Talon and then the one across the table from them. [00:11:37] Speaker C: Okay, that's not so bad. That's not so bad. [00:11:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:11:40] Speaker C: All right, so the first one is going to roll a reflex save. That is a nine on the die for a 33, which is a regular success. So they'll take half damage, and the second one rolled an eight for 32, which is a failure. And actually, since they're sitting down, I'm actually going to take one away for both of them. So it's going to be a 32 and a 31. So that's a hit on both of them. [00:12:08] Speaker G: Okay. And that was a blind GM roll, unfortunately, so I don't know what? [00:12:12] Speaker C: I did 20 points of damage. [00:12:14] Speaker G: All right? And then I'm going to fire a one magic missile at the one next twin town. There a level two. [00:12:22] Speaker C: All right, one action magic missile for three points of damage. [00:12:27] Speaker E: Such a good spell. [00:12:28] Speaker G: Greatly is now I'll be deep in thought, trying to figure out how I can wreck the world for my next turn. [00:12:33] Speaker C: All right, great. All right, so it's my turn. No, I get to do something now. All right, so first action, you see them grab a flask off their bandolier and they see this terrifying green woman coming towards them, will throw an acid flask at OOH. Let's see. That is a six on the die for a 35. [00:13:09] Speaker B: I deflect with Brianna's shield. [00:13:11] Speaker E: I mean, I can't liberate oh, wait, no, I can't. I haven't gone yet, have I? [00:13:16] Speaker C: Yes. This is round two. [00:13:17] Speaker E: Oh, yeah, I have. [00:13:18] Speaker D: How is his AC lower than mine? [00:13:20] Speaker B: Am I raging? [00:13:21] Speaker D: That would do it. I keep forgetting. I forget. It reduces it. [00:13:24] Speaker B: I'm so angry. I can't help the acid. [00:13:26] Speaker C: All right, let's see how much damage we're going to do. One. [00:13:31] Speaker E: Do you really want me to liberate one? I think we're going to be okay. [00:13:35] Speaker B: No, it was very spicy, though. [00:13:37] Speaker F: Seems like a lot of build up for nothing. [00:13:39] Speaker D: I don't use it a lot, but that's how acaplast works. It does one now and until you save oh, right. [00:13:45] Speaker F: Which will take on her turn. [00:13:47] Speaker C: But here's the really fun thing about them. Bombs that have the splash trait deal eight extra splash damage and splash to 10ft. So that means oh, no. Brianna Twintallen, Serea and Knife Sword are all going to take eight splash damage. Wow. It's right. I'm an alchemist now. [00:14:17] Speaker D: I don't like it when my powers are used against me. [00:14:21] Speaker E: How rude. [00:14:23] Speaker C: That was their first action question. [00:14:25] Speaker D: Are they using Quick Alchemy or these pre prepared bombs? [00:14:28] Speaker C: Quick Alchemy. [00:14:29] Speaker D: Quick Alchemy is an action, and throwing it is an action even with Quick Bomber. Quick Bomber allows you to draw a pre made bomb and throw it in the same action. [00:14:37] Speaker E: Get them, Christine. [00:14:38] Speaker C: So her acid flask is greater infused. Does that mean it was a pre made bomb? [00:14:43] Speaker D: It depends on whether or not you're giving them daily prep stuff. Really? That's the question. Like, if they're written as they will use Quick Alchemy to do this, it is always going to take them two. [00:14:51] Speaker C: Right. All right. Yeah. I appreciate the rules lawyering approved. [00:14:56] Speaker E: Yeah, I'm christine, look, there are so. [00:14:58] Speaker D: Few things I know inside and out. [00:15:00] Speaker C: Okay? So I will say that the items that they have on them, according to the book, is four infused grater acid flasks. It's one to grab and throw, right? [00:15:12] Speaker D: Yes. If it's a premade thing you have on you, you can draw and throw it in the same action. [00:15:16] Speaker C: Okay, cool. Well, but because you were so good with your rules lawyering, I'm giving you the hero point. [00:15:22] Speaker D: Do you mean because I know the rules of my class so well? [00:15:26] Speaker C: Yeah. And I don't because I have so many other things to remember. I appreciate that. That's me saying thank you. [00:15:32] Speaker D: Thank you. I will take my hero point. [00:15:35] Speaker B: Hooray. [00:15:35] Speaker C: Yes. Second action will be to draw a red vial off of their belt and they will third action, swig it. [00:15:47] Speaker E: And none of this provokes? [00:15:49] Speaker C: No, because they're so far away. [00:15:50] Speaker E: Yeah, I tried. [00:15:51] Speaker C: All right, that's their turn. As she drinks it, she starts to look more alive. All right, the Scarlet triad member across the table from Brianna will stand up for their first action and they will look at Brianna and go, uh oh. And then they oh, they tried that already. Alright, we're gonna try this. They start to wiggle their fingers and say some words. And I need Brianna to make a will saving throw. [00:16:23] Speaker E: Man, I wish I was able to have first edition rules about fear and being a paladin. [00:16:31] Speaker C: I know. [00:16:32] Speaker E: Come on. I failed take my hair point. [00:16:36] Speaker C: I will. [00:16:37] Speaker E: Because I feel like as a paladin. Come on now. Hello. [00:16:41] Speaker C: That is a critical success. [00:16:43] Speaker E: There we go. It was a 39 for folks at home. [00:16:46] Speaker C: So you feel some fear starting to wash over you and you're like, I'm a paladin FAM. And that's their turn. [00:16:54] Speaker E: Good job. [00:16:55] Speaker C: Thanks. Thank you. All right, this other Scarlet Triad agent will stand up and move 20ft and swing their rapier at twin talent. Boo. [00:17:09] Speaker F: I say 38. That's a hit. [00:17:12] Speaker C: All right. No, my boyfriend 18 points of piercing. [00:17:16] Speaker E: Damage -16 so he only takes two. [00:17:21] Speaker C: Because I liberate matt would you like to take any steps? [00:17:23] Speaker F: Yeah, I'll take two. [00:17:24] Speaker C: Oh, everyone can take two steps. [00:17:26] Speaker E: Except me. [00:17:28] Speaker B: I can take two steps towards my friend. [00:17:31] Speaker C: Yeah, you can move right towards soraya. [00:17:32] Speaker D: What I was going to follow behind OOH so I mean, the effect is the same, especially if they're gonna place me in a reagent rich environment. [00:17:40] Speaker C: So real quick, because OOH and Soraya are now inside the room, three stone tables along the south wall of this laboratory space are covered with alchemical gear. While to the north a noxious brew bubbles in a cauldron set into a large stone heart. [00:17:59] Speaker D: So there's something bubbling over here. [00:18:01] Speaker C: Yep. [00:18:01] Speaker B: Should have thrown adelbrain. [00:18:03] Speaker C: All right, well, those are all my actions, unfortunately. So now it's Brianna's turn. [00:18:08] Speaker E: Wonderful. Wonderful. Well, you see, it looks like these two lovely people have lined themselves up for me being able to step forward and flank with either my two besties depending on where I move. So I'm going to just take a step forward and flank with Taisani for now and do my Strikey. Strike. Come on. [00:18:30] Speaker C: Oh, net 20. [00:18:35] Speaker F: If they're still alive, I would like to react to murder. [00:18:38] Speaker C: Right. [00:18:39] Speaker E: All right. Well, surprisingly, Brianna got for the card is called triple cut and it's triple. [00:18:47] Speaker F: Damage back to form. [00:18:48] Speaker E: Back to form. Exactly. So I'll just roll regular for now and then. That's a very nice number to multiply by three, so oh, wait, never mind. I have to keep remembering that one of those two numbers, I don't remember which one does not go through. [00:19:04] Speaker C: Positive does not go through. But the good does. [00:19:07] Speaker E: But they're both two anyway. So 19 times three is 57 points of damage. [00:19:12] Speaker C: You hear this Scarlet triad member scream out in pain as you cut into them. They're still standing, but for how long? [00:19:19] Speaker F: I'll take my reactive murder now. [00:19:21] Speaker C: Thank you. Yeah. [00:19:23] Speaker B: Why you have to be so mad? [00:19:25] Speaker F: It's a 43 to hit. [00:19:26] Speaker C: Oh, that is a critical hit right in the ear. [00:19:32] Speaker F: Normal damage. The target is deafened until healed. [00:19:35] Speaker C: What? [00:19:37] Speaker F: So that is 42 damage. [00:19:43] Speaker C: Would you like to describe how you splatter her all over Brianna's shield and armor? [00:19:48] Speaker F: So Brianna knocks her back, and Twin town stabs her right through the ear, comes out the other side, and Twintown pulls his blade free, and she just crumples straight down to the ground. [00:19:58] Speaker E: You see Brianna wrinkle her nose and her friend be like, you scare me sometimes. She'll kind of, like, touch her ear. [00:20:04] Speaker D: Like, who knows what they meant to them? They said they wanted piercings. [00:20:08] Speaker F: And as the Scarlet tribe member to the north is looking on in horror, twintown's gonna wipe his blade off on her cape. [00:20:16] Speaker C: All right, Haya, you have one more action attack. [00:20:19] Speaker E: All right, so she will then turn to the second Scarlet tribe member, who is hopefully distracted by Twintown wiping her friend's blood on her cape. And I roll a 29. [00:20:33] Speaker C: That is a miss. [00:20:35] Speaker E: Yeah, that's fine. And that's my turn. [00:20:38] Speaker C: All right. Oh, no, it is your turn. [00:20:43] Speaker B: Yeah. Be afraid. Be afraid of me. [00:20:46] Speaker C: I am. [00:20:47] Speaker B: I would like to give this dude a silencing strike. All right, 43. [00:20:56] Speaker C: 43 is a hit, not a crypt. [00:20:59] Speaker B: Okay, so you must succeed at a fortitude save. [00:21:02] Speaker C: Oh, I must succeed at a fortitude save. [00:21:05] Speaker B: A fort save. [00:21:06] Speaker C: All right, here comes the fortitude save. [00:21:09] Speaker E: Do. [00:21:11] Speaker C: Here comes a 225. I'm going to guess that is lower than your class DC. [00:21:17] Speaker D: It is. [00:21:18] Speaker B: So, success failure. Your days then can barely vocalize stunned one, and its speech is raspy and hard to understand. You must succeed at a DC eleven flat check to use linguistic actions or supply verbal spell casting components until the end of your next turn. [00:21:36] Speaker C: All right. And you said I'm stunned one. [00:21:40] Speaker B: Stunned one. [00:21:41] Speaker C: Gross. [00:21:43] Speaker F: No reactions for you. [00:21:45] Speaker C: Yeah, I know. [00:21:46] Speaker B: And was a 43 a critical or a regular head? [00:21:50] Speaker C: Regular. [00:21:50] Speaker B: Man. It's all right. I still cut your face. 38. Cut to the jaw. [00:21:56] Speaker C: All right, that hurt a lot. [00:21:58] Speaker B: Good, Jude. I strike again. [00:22:02] Speaker C: 29 as a miss. [00:22:05] Speaker B: I want to hero point that, please. [00:22:08] Speaker C: All right, go ahead and make another attack roll. [00:22:11] Speaker B: All right. [00:22:15] Speaker C: You're lucky that we just used the better of the two rolls because that. [00:22:20] Speaker D: Was a nat one. [00:22:22] Speaker B: Oops. [00:22:23] Speaker D: Hey, it happens. [00:22:24] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:22:25] Speaker B: All good. It's just a game. [00:22:28] Speaker C: You have one more action. [00:22:30] Speaker B: I know. Fuck it. We'll strike again. [00:22:33] Speaker E: We're doing alive. [00:22:34] Speaker B: Having a good time. 34 to head. [00:22:36] Speaker F: There we go. [00:22:37] Speaker C: 34 will miss. Really? 34 will miss. [00:22:43] Speaker B: I got so excited. [00:22:44] Speaker E: Yeah, me too. [00:22:45] Speaker C: I know. I thought you did, too, but you missed. Sorry. [00:22:49] Speaker B: Even with your stunned one? [00:22:51] Speaker C: Even with my stunned one. Boo. All right, top of round three. OOH. You're going to take ten points of damage from the acid that is burning you. And then if you would like to click roll recovery check, we'll see if you're still acidic or if you become basic. [00:23:07] Speaker B: Okay. Six on the dice. [00:23:08] Speaker C: No, you're still acidic. [00:23:10] Speaker B: Okay. [00:23:11] Speaker C: Rolled a six. Looking for a 15. Top of round three. Serea, Christine, you are up. [00:23:17] Speaker B: Get him, baby. [00:23:18] Speaker D: Soraya runs into this room right behind OOH when Brianna liberates and looking around, is particularly intrigued by the weird bubbly thing. Can I try to identify that? [00:23:29] Speaker C: Yes, you may. [00:23:31] Speaker D: Is that crafting? [00:23:33] Speaker C: Yes, it is. [00:23:35] Speaker D: Does it include my specialty crafting of alchemy? [00:23:37] Speaker C: Yes, it does. [00:23:39] Speaker D: Cool. Then I'm rolling a plus 26 instead of a plus 24 for a 44. What the fuck is in that? Cauldron? [00:23:44] Speaker C: You can tell that that is her brewing acid for her greater acid. Flasks. [00:23:51] Speaker B: Spicy. [00:23:52] Speaker E: Yeah, makes sense. [00:23:53] Speaker D: Interesting. [00:23:54] Speaker B: That is more than ghost pepper hot sauce in there. [00:23:57] Speaker D: Oh, yeah, it certainly is. And if you can, I'm going to recommend you dunk her face in that. [00:24:04] Speaker C: Jesus. [00:24:06] Speaker D: I'm going to scoot a little bit this way for action two. And action three. I will lob a bomb at her because this is a proper duel to surea. This is exciting. Let's see what I want to throw at you. Oh, if I move, I'm going to have to use one of my premade bombs. So I'm not going to move. I'm actually just going to I am going to stay right behind you. I'm going to try a Blight bomb. So I'm going to make that with one. Action 29. That was a five on the die. I'm going to use my hero point for knowing my rules so well. Six on the die for 30. [00:24:44] Speaker C: Bo. [00:24:44] Speaker E: At least it was not a critical. [00:24:46] Speaker D: I hate everything. [00:24:50] Speaker B: You're still beautiful to me, baby. [00:24:52] Speaker D: Thank you. I love you. [00:24:53] Speaker C: It's still three splash. [00:24:55] Speaker D: It is three negative splash. [00:24:57] Speaker C: All right, Matt, it is your turn. Meanwhile, in the other room all right. [00:25:04] Speaker F: So Twin Town is going to target the Scarlet Trader, who is to his west. [00:25:11] Speaker E: Where are you from? [00:25:12] Speaker D: Did we just get a visit from Janice from the Muppets? [00:25:19] Speaker F: That is a 38 versus their flat footed AC. Were they flat footed when I rolled that sean? [00:25:24] Speaker C: They were not, because they're not called flat footed anymore. [00:25:28] Speaker D: It's off guard. [00:25:30] Speaker F: Earthgird. Earth. Gird from the Hebrew geared is 38 a hit or a crit. [00:25:34] Speaker C: A hit. [00:25:34] Speaker F: Okay, so that is 41 points of damage, and I'm going to put precise debilitation on them. That hurts, you know, and then he will attack again. That is a 15 on the die for 39 to hit. [00:25:48] Speaker C: That is a hit, not a crit. [00:25:50] Speaker E: Damn. [00:25:51] Speaker F: Okay, so we'll do damage and we get our extra two D six. So that is 41 points of damage. [00:25:59] Speaker B: Okay. [00:26:01] Speaker C: They're still there. Yeah. [00:26:07] Speaker F: He'll use preparation again. It didn't come into play last turn, but hopefully, probably well, this turn, it's better than rolling a critical miss or something else. So preparation this. And Taisani is also going to attack her. [00:26:19] Speaker E: Add a girl. [00:26:20] Speaker F: 32 will hit for eight damage. [00:26:23] Speaker C: All right. Still there. [00:26:25] Speaker F: And that's my turn. [00:26:26] Speaker C: All right, Rob, you're up. [00:26:28] Speaker G: Hello. Looks like things are getting well in hand in this room. I'm going to step into the next room. Let's see what's going on in here. [00:26:36] Speaker C: Just a single person being beaten up by your friends. You know how it do. How it do? [00:26:43] Speaker G: I want to join in. Yeah, let's try something fun, like Phantasmal Killer. [00:26:50] Speaker C: We're going to make a will saving throw. That is a fail. [00:26:54] Speaker G: Okay, so on a failure, you're going to take eight D, six mental damage, and you're going to be frightened, too. [00:27:00] Speaker E: NBD. [00:27:01] Speaker G: So that'll be 35 mental as creepy crawly, teeny tiny eight winged seagulls crawl through your eyeballs. [00:27:10] Speaker E: Oh, gosh. [00:27:11] Speaker C: You see them start grabbing their ears and mouth, trying to prevent the eight legged seagulls from crawling in there, and you hear a very Rasp beat. No, because of the Silencing strike. [00:27:23] Speaker E: Right. [00:27:24] Speaker D: Did Knife Sword just summon biblically accurate seagulls? Is that the vision that they had? [00:27:31] Speaker C: You moved and you cast. That's it. That's it, right? [00:27:35] Speaker G: Yep. I'm done. [00:27:36] Speaker C: All right, it's her turn. So stunned means I lose one action, so now I only have two. Thanks, Heidi. I appreciate that. [00:27:48] Speaker B: You're welcome. [00:27:49] Speaker C: I, in fact, did not appreciate that. [00:27:52] Speaker B: You already said you did, though, so you can't take it back now. [00:27:54] Speaker C: Then she looks at the other alchemist in the room and says, how about a little fire scarecrow? And throws an alchemist's fire at SurreyA. That is a 30 to hit. [00:28:08] Speaker D: She sidesteps a little bit and just, like, pats out the splash damage. Nice. [00:28:14] Speaker C: It's a miss and it does three splash. All right. And then for her last action, she will aim at OOH. Oh, no, I'm gonna get yeah, I'll throw. No, they're going to yeah, they're gonna that's some whiplash. [00:28:32] Speaker E: Oh, yeah. No. [00:28:35] Speaker C: Yes. Thunderstone at OOH. [00:28:38] Speaker B: Thunderstruck. [00:28:39] Speaker D: Oh, not thunderstones. [00:28:41] Speaker C: That's a 39 to hit. [00:28:44] Speaker E: Oh, yeah. Just too far. [00:28:46] Speaker C: All right, so you are going to take nine sonic damage to OOH. [00:28:53] Speaker E: Oh, gosh. [00:28:54] Speaker C: Please make a fortitude save for me. [00:28:57] Speaker D: I'd like to point out you also have to make that save. It's everyone in a ten foot space around it. So do Knife Sword and soraya, but she herself does as well. Or they do. [00:29:07] Speaker C: That's fine. All right, everyone make a fortitude save, please. Well knife, sword and SurreyA. Knife Sword passes, Serea passes. And I fail. [00:29:19] Speaker E: Fail, fail, fail, fail. [00:29:20] Speaker C: I pass as well. [00:29:21] Speaker E: Damn it. [00:29:23] Speaker F: Really? With a 30? [00:29:24] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:29:25] Speaker D: I mean, Knife Sword pass with a 26. [00:29:27] Speaker G: Don't be knocking that 30. [00:29:29] Speaker C: That's her turn. Next is Scarlet triad member who tried to cast failed miserably, will now move 510 15 and attack Brianna with their rapier rapier swinging at you have five on the die for a 29. [00:29:51] Speaker E: That was very close to a critical miss. Clang off the shield. [00:29:56] Speaker C: Second attack with an eleven on the die for a 30. [00:30:00] Speaker E: Sorry, that's also a miss. Clang off the shield again. What's wrong, little slaver? [00:30:06] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:30:07] Speaker C: Next up is the Scarlet triad member next to Twin Talon and they're going to swing their rapier at Twin Talon with an eleven on the die for a 35. [00:30:19] Speaker F: Trying to think of a way that you have a negative one, but I can't think of any. That's my AC 35. [00:30:24] Speaker E: Yes. [00:30:25] Speaker C: All right, so you're going to take 28 points of damage. [00:30:30] Speaker F: No, I don't. There's sneak attack in there. I'm not being sneak attacked. [00:30:33] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, you're right, I'm sorry. Twelve on the piercing. Twelve plus eight is 20 points of damage. [00:30:42] Speaker E: There you go -16. [00:30:44] Speaker C: For my second round, four points of damage. [00:30:50] Speaker E: Everybody can move if everybody wants to. [00:30:53] Speaker F: Convenient. [00:30:54] Speaker C: All right, second attack, that's a natural 20. [00:30:58] Speaker E: Oh, for fuck's sake. How many hero points do I have? [00:31:01] Speaker F: I have a hero point left, so why don't you take that and reroll that. [00:31:04] Speaker C: Yes, but I hate dab on my 20. [00:31:08] Speaker E: No, well, this is an audio medium. [00:31:10] Speaker D: So no one cares. [00:31:12] Speaker C: 27. [00:31:13] Speaker F: That's a miss. [00:31:15] Speaker E: Hell yeah. [00:31:16] Speaker C: All right, last attack. That's a 31. [00:31:21] Speaker F: That is a miss. [00:31:22] Speaker C: All right. I never get to have any fun. [00:31:26] Speaker F: Good. [00:31:26] Speaker C: HIA it's. [00:31:28] Speaker E: Wait a minute. [00:31:29] Speaker C: Brianna's turn. [00:31:30] Speaker E: Well now, let's see. I believe Brianna is going to take advantage of the fact that she is flanking with Twin Talon with this lovely person in between us. So she will do her first strike against this person has a 36. [00:31:48] Speaker C: That's a hit. Beautiful. [00:31:51] Speaker E: Take 20 points of damage and then. [00:31:54] Speaker F: I would like to react to murder, please. [00:31:55] Speaker C: Go ahead. [00:31:56] Speaker F: That's a 43. [00:31:58] Speaker E: Holy shit. [00:31:59] Speaker C: That is a critical hit. [00:32:01] Speaker E: Holy shit. [00:32:03] Speaker F: Creating all the people's turns is the best deep wound. Target is second three. So double damage and they are sickened. Three. [00:32:11] Speaker E: You okay, sean. [00:32:11] Speaker C: That's just going to lower everything. [00:32:14] Speaker F: Okay, so that was 78 damage. [00:32:21] Speaker C: All right, they're dead. [00:32:23] Speaker B: Cool. [00:32:24] Speaker E: Thank you, Matt. So for my next trick, I believe Brianna will now turn to the person who dared cast fear on her. And turn smiling with blood from all the spattering that Twin Talon has done on her face. Like, what was it again? Fear. And she will strike for her second attack. Oh, puppy on my. [00:32:46] Speaker D: Feet. [00:32:47] Speaker E: No, don't attack yourself. Brianna, you're okay? Oh, I think I missed with a 25. [00:32:52] Speaker C: That is a miss. [00:32:53] Speaker E: How many hero points do I have? Because I don't want to ruin a very cool moment. [00:32:57] Speaker C: Zero. [00:32:57] Speaker B: Damn it. [00:32:59] Speaker E: Oh, well, you're out. For my last action, I will raise my shield. [00:33:04] Speaker C: All right. You have that shiny new awesome shield. Yeah. [00:33:09] Speaker E: I'm much excites. [00:33:11] Speaker C: That heals itself. All right, it is OOH's turn. [00:33:15] Speaker B: Yaba. All right, we fight schwing. 37. [00:33:20] Speaker C: That is a hit. [00:33:23] Speaker B: 39. [00:33:24] Speaker F: Hotel, hotel, motel, holiday Inn. [00:33:30] Speaker B: I strike again. 27 mass. All right, what could go wrong, right? [00:33:37] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:33:38] Speaker B: Net. 20. [00:33:41] Speaker D: You could roll in that 20. [00:33:43] Speaker B: Yeah, buddy. This is called shattered jaw crit effect. Until healed, the target is wounded one. I can't speak, eat, drink, or make. [00:33:53] Speaker E: Attacks with his jaws. Nice. [00:33:56] Speaker B: I think I broke myself. [00:33:57] Speaker D: Guys, have we hit that time of the night? [00:34:01] Speaker E: No more talking. [00:34:02] Speaker B: I was going to say I got a 70 on the die, but I don't think it's actually 70. I think it critically hit and got 70 points total. [00:34:11] Speaker E: Great. [00:34:11] Speaker C: Yes. And then plus another eight. So 78. Not to mention that your target becomes frightened one when you critically hit because it's a fearsome weapon. And on a critical hit, you can choose the force's target to succeed at a DC 37 fortitude save or be pushed 10ft away from you. If you would like, I can make that save and you can push them or not. Your choice. [00:34:34] Speaker B: I don't want you to go away. I want you to stay close so I can eat you from close up. [00:34:39] Speaker C: Okay, that's your turn. Now it's Sereaya's turn. Get him at the top of round five. Four I can't do math anymore. I can't count. I don't know if you're hitting me or my monsters at this point. I'm so loopy from this. Oh, hang on. OOH takes eight points of damage from her acid bouncy. And can you roll your recovery check, please? [00:35:01] Speaker B: It's all right. It was just really hot, hot sauce. It's coming down to me like lava. [00:35:06] Speaker C: 16, you recover. The acid has burnt its way through you. [00:35:10] Speaker E: Holy cow. [00:35:11] Speaker B: No more spicy poops. [00:35:13] Speaker C: Now it is Soraya's turn. [00:35:15] Speaker D: Well, we're going to do what I actually wanted to do last time, which was throw a Blight bomb. And let's see how she likes some poisons. [00:35:24] Speaker C: I can tell you, not very much. [00:35:27] Speaker D: 33. [00:35:28] Speaker C: That is a miss. [00:35:30] Speaker D: I just can't roll today. [00:35:32] Speaker C: Would you like to? Oh, you're at a hero point. [00:35:35] Speaker D: I don't have any hero points. [00:35:38] Speaker C: It does have a splash. How much does it do? [00:35:40] Speaker D: Three poison splash. [00:35:42] Speaker C: All right. Better than a kick in the teeth. [00:35:45] Speaker D: That it is. [00:35:46] Speaker C: Trust me. Most of my characters have been kicked in the teeth today. [00:35:50] Speaker E: AW. [00:35:50] Speaker D: Since I have them at hand, I will let's fight fire with fire. 35. [00:35:56] Speaker C: That will hit. [00:35:57] Speaker D: Finally, she takes 18 and three. Persistent. [00:36:00] Speaker C: You hear her say her jaws broken, her throat's been I just imagine, like, Silencing strike with OOH is just taking the palmmhole of her axe and just slamming it into the larynx. [00:36:14] Speaker D: The larynx. [00:36:15] Speaker B: That's exactly what happened. [00:36:16] Speaker C: Yeah. She's trying to taunt you, but can't. [00:36:20] Speaker D: Well, that's my turn. [00:36:22] Speaker C: Okay, Matt, it is your turn. [00:36:25] Speaker F: Okay, so Twin Talon is next to a door. Why not open that real quick? Hold on. Now, there's still a person alive in this room. So I'll say 15 foot movement here to this person who is now flat footed to me. I'm sorry, off balance, off guard. [00:36:42] Speaker C: What is it? Off guard? Yes. Like the icon is the same, but they moved where it is to be alphabetical. And I keep going to F and it's not in the f's anymore. [00:36:51] Speaker F: So 35 to hit that'll hit. Okay. So I will do damage and then put on precise debilitation. So that's 34 damage. [00:37:01] Speaker C: Okay. [00:37:01] Speaker F: And then second attack. That is a natural one. [00:37:05] Speaker B: OOH. [00:37:06] Speaker C: And you have no more hero points. [00:37:08] Speaker F: That's true, I don't. [00:37:10] Speaker C: Yes. [00:37:11] Speaker F: Spinning swing. You are sickened, too. [00:37:14] Speaker C: All right, that helps me. So we're just going to make you very ill here. There we go. Sickened two. [00:37:21] Speaker F: Cool. Well, that's three actions. Move, attack and sicken myself. [00:37:26] Speaker C: Love it. What I am scared of is it's knife, sword's, turn. [00:37:31] Speaker E: Hello. [00:37:32] Speaker C: Hi. [00:37:32] Speaker G: I'm going to play with something I haven't used in a while. [00:37:34] Speaker C: Not in public rob, but I'm going. [00:37:36] Speaker G: To pull out my staff. [00:37:37] Speaker C: Again, not in public rob, only us here. All right. Knife Sword seductively pulls out his staff. [00:37:47] Speaker G: It's quite large for me. Anyway, I'm going to cast paralyze on the alchemist. [00:37:55] Speaker F: Let's look at it. [00:37:56] Speaker G: Okay, so, yes, I'm casting paralyze. It's an item on my staff and not a spell in my spell book, so I'm not exactly sure how to mechanically do this. [00:38:05] Speaker C: Hang on, let me go to your items and I can take a look. I make a will save against your class DC, and depending on what I roll, will depend on what happens, which. [00:38:17] Speaker G: I think is 33. [00:38:20] Speaker C: Actually, it's against your yes, it is spelled DC, which is a 33. So I'm going to make a will save. He will not make a will save. The five on the die for a 31. [00:38:31] Speaker G: No. [00:38:31] Speaker C: So the target must attempt a will save. On a critical success, the target is unaffected. On a success, the target is stun one. On a failure, the target is paralyzed for one round. [00:38:42] Speaker G: Body is frozen in place. You have the off guard condition and can't act except to recall knowledge. Use actions that require only the use of your mind. Your senses still function, but only in the areas you perceive without moving your body. So you can't seek when paralyzed. So that was two actions. I mean, I got to do it. [00:39:00] Speaker E: Might as well. [00:39:00] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:39:00] Speaker G: I only have one action left, so we're going to do a magic missile. [00:39:04] Speaker C: Okay. What level. [00:39:05] Speaker G: Let's do a six. [00:39:10] Speaker C: All right, it is now her turn. Oh, hang on. I take some fire damage and let's see if it burns itself out. No. All right. It is the scarlet triad member who's between Twin Talon and Brianna, their first action is to take a step, which will not provoke. Second action is to take actually, no, they're just going to move 25 and then they will move a second time. So they are retreating away back down towards the hidden forge. All right, so they have started running down the stairs away from the murderers. [00:39:47] Speaker E: The murderers, he says. [00:39:49] Speaker C: Brianna Haya, it is your turn, man. [00:39:52] Speaker E: Part of me wants to peel on after her, but I'm very slow. [00:39:56] Speaker F: Yes. Tottenham will look and be like, I'm faster. I'll get her, you help them. [00:40:00] Speaker E: Got it. And then she will move on up. [00:40:03] Speaker B: Excuse me. [00:40:04] Speaker E: 510. [00:40:06] Speaker B: Excuse me. [00:40:08] Speaker E: I cannot so 15 in the same square. 22 not be in the same square. [00:40:13] Speaker C: It would be diagonal if you wanted to. [00:40:15] Speaker E: Oh, really? Okay. [00:40:17] Speaker C: Yeah. Because the first diagonal is only 5ft. [00:40:20] Speaker E: Got it. [00:40:21] Speaker C: The second one is more. Now, I just want to say you're a champion. You see that this person is paralyzed. Go ahead. [00:40:31] Speaker E: Actually, can we roll back a second? [00:40:33] Speaker C: Yeah, maybe if you'll be out. [00:40:35] Speaker E: You just reminded me of something. The area around me is difficult terrain. [00:40:42] Speaker C: Oh, I can't step. [00:40:44] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:40:46] Speaker C: All right, let me move back. I'm moving you back. I'm moving myself back. Where did I put them? They come running back in the room. We're going back. So they're still going to try and step because they wouldn't know that you make everything difficult terrain wise. So they first action try and step. They are like, oh, everything is so spiky here. So then they're going to turn to you, you being Brianna, and swing their rapier at you. [00:41:17] Speaker E: Okie dokie. [00:41:18] Speaker C: That is a 39. [00:41:20] Speaker E: That shouldn't it because my shield was raised. [00:41:23] Speaker C: I thought I put the raised shield on you, did I not? I did not. I am so sorry. [00:41:29] Speaker E: It's okay. [00:41:30] Speaker C: There you go. [00:41:31] Speaker E: So, just missed. [00:41:32] Speaker C: Yep. Second attack and you hear her scream at you. I will not go down without a fight. [00:41:40] Speaker B: Clearly. [00:41:41] Speaker C: That's a 25. [00:41:44] Speaker E: That is a critical miss. Sean, how's she do? [00:41:47] Speaker C: I told you, it's sharp. You take one D six, persistent bleed. [00:41:53] Speaker E: So what, she tries to do, like, a fun spin with her sword and stabs herself accidentally instead. [00:41:59] Speaker C: I think what happens is she spins and brings the sword down on your shield and it kind of ricochets back up and hits her right in the face. [00:42:09] Speaker E: Oh, no. I almost feel bad. Almost. [00:42:12] Speaker C: All right, so then the turn back to go here and then we're going to go to Brianna. Oh, hang on, I got to take my one D six bleed. Sorry. Four. And then let's see if I recover. [00:42:27] Speaker F: Are they dead? Did they die? [00:42:29] Speaker C: No, they did not die. Oh. And I recover. Great. All right, now it is your turn. [00:42:34] Speaker E: All right, well, Brianna, we're, like, locked in a proper duel, so Brianna will hand back some smackeroonies for a 40 on 40 on the die. [00:42:46] Speaker C: Hello. [00:42:46] Speaker E: For a 40 total. [00:42:47] Speaker C: That's a critical hit. [00:42:48] Speaker B: Yeah, critical. [00:42:50] Speaker F: All right. [00:42:51] Speaker C: Critical, critical. [00:42:53] Speaker E: Don't get so excited, guys. [00:42:54] Speaker B: Gosh. [00:42:55] Speaker E: Missing ear. [00:42:56] Speaker C: Oh, jeez. [00:42:57] Speaker E: A lot of ear damage tonight. Anyway, normal damage. The target takes a minus two circumstance penalty to perception checks and charisma based checks, except intimidation until healed. What? [00:43:09] Speaker C: Boo. [00:43:10] Speaker E: Yeah, I don't like so I just do normal damage. [00:43:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:43:15] Speaker E: That's dumb. [00:43:16] Speaker C: But you still get the crit effects, right? No. [00:43:18] Speaker F: Yes. [00:43:19] Speaker E: Which I'm forgetting what it was for. The skimatar. [00:43:23] Speaker F: For a sword, it's they are flat footed. [00:43:25] Speaker E: They take 22. [00:43:26] Speaker C: Yes, 22. [00:43:27] Speaker F: I would like to react to murder, please. [00:43:29] Speaker C: No. All right, go ahead. [00:43:32] Speaker F: It's, like, my thing. 31 to hit. [00:43:35] Speaker E: Oh, my gosh, that'll hit. [00:43:37] Speaker F: So that is 40 damage even. [00:43:40] Speaker E: Oh, goodness. [00:43:41] Speaker C: All right, I just want to know. [00:43:43] Speaker D: How much damage and how many people Matt has killed on other people's turns this session. [00:43:49] Speaker C: It's been three, I'm pretty sure. [00:43:53] Speaker E: Sounds right. [00:43:54] Speaker C: All right, you still have two more actions, right? [00:43:59] Speaker E: I think I'm going to strike again. Damn it. I keep missing on my second flack. Another 25 and I'll just raise my shield. [00:44:08] Speaker C: All right, I will actually raise your shield this time. [00:44:12] Speaker E: Thank you. [00:44:13] Speaker C: All right, next up is OOH. [00:44:17] Speaker B: I strike because why not? I rolled a 40. [00:44:21] Speaker F: Nice. [00:44:21] Speaker C: That is a regular hit. [00:44:24] Speaker B: Oh, man. My rolling skills need to get better. [00:44:30] Speaker G: I often roll a 40. [00:44:32] Speaker B: Hey, I represent that 25 damage, plus. [00:44:35] Speaker C: Your four is 29. All right. They're still standing, but they look very weak. [00:44:43] Speaker B: Good die, you beautiful bitch. Strike again. [00:44:47] Speaker C: That is a 28. That is a miss. [00:44:50] Speaker B: Oh, no, it's all good. I just got so struck by your beauty, I got myself back together on a strike again. [00:44:59] Speaker C: Hero point or your third attack? [00:45:01] Speaker B: Third attack. All right, here it comes for that Nat 20. [00:45:05] Speaker C: Almost 19 on the die for a 36, which is a regular hit. [00:45:10] Speaker B: All right. [00:45:11] Speaker E: Heck yeah. For a third attack. Hell yeah, baby. [00:45:15] Speaker C: 32 points of damage. [00:45:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:45:17] Speaker E: Nice. [00:45:18] Speaker C: Would you like to tell me how you kill her? [00:45:22] Speaker B: Yes. I've stunned her. So just like you said, I got her in the neck with the back of my battle axe, and then I did it again right to her jaw. So then she couldn't talk even more because I was like, don't you say a word, dirty slut. And then I came in and I came in with my axe, and I chopped her on her head. And then she got all dazed and. [00:45:41] Speaker E: Confused, and then I get her from. [00:45:43] Speaker B: The side of her neck, and I slice her head clean. [00:45:45] Speaker F: All wow. [00:45:46] Speaker D: Dang. [00:45:47] Speaker C: Damn. All right, well, it is now the top of round five. It is Serea's turn. But before something happens, we are going to pick this up next week where my one Scarlet Triad agent will defeat all of yeah. [00:46:09] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:46:10] Speaker F: Okay. Good luck. [00:46:11] Speaker C: They can try tots McGotes brought yes, she will. She's good enough. She's strong enough. And gosh darn it, other Scarlet Triad members like her. [00:46:20] Speaker B: Okay, you go, sweetie. Good luck with that. [00:46:23] Speaker C: She is can enough. It's canoff, babe can enough. [00:46:30] Speaker E: Oh, my gosh. Goodbye, friends. [00:46:32] Speaker C: Bye bye. [00:46:34] Speaker B: Bye bye. [00:46:41] Speaker A: Thank you for listening to the Cracked Die podcast. Please visit [email protected] pathfinder second edition and the Age of Ashes adventure path are property of Pizzo. Background audio was provided by Sirenscape. Because epic games deserve epic music, please visit [email protected]. Additional background music was provided by Tabletop Audio. Visit [email protected] or on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram at tabletop audio. This episode was edited by Nathan. Please visit them on Twitter at at editingnate finally, thank you to all our patrons for assisting us in making this. If you would like to join our patreon, please visit [email protected] slash Crackedye Podcast.