[00:00:39] Speaker A: Welcome to the Hundred and third episode of the Crack Die podcast.
[00:00:45] Speaker B: Look at us go. We made it through hundred. That's all I got. Goodbye. Okay, that's fair.
[00:00:51] Speaker C: So it's fireball time. Gonna do some fireballs in our faces.
[00:00:54] Speaker D: Apparently, that's what it sounds like.
[00:00:56] Speaker C: All these hot balls on our faces. What's going on?
[00:00:58] Speaker E: Hot balls on our faces.
[00:01:00] Speaker A: Yeah, before I put some hot balls on your faces. Hi, grandma.
I just want to know, can you show me about these strangers? Like. No, but I do want to know.
[00:01:10] Speaker B: Aw, good reference.
[00:01:12] Speaker A: Thank you. Thank you. What is the weirdest food you'd be willing to try?
[00:01:16] Speaker C: What?
[00:01:17] Speaker E: I've eaten some weird things already.
[00:01:18] Speaker D: I was gonna say you and I have tried tortoise, kangaroo, and ostrich.
[00:01:23] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:01:24] Speaker D: Tortoise is weird. Tastes coppery. Not my favorite.
[00:01:27] Speaker B: Coppery.
[00:01:28] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
[00:01:29] Speaker D: Weirdly metallic. Very strange.
[00:01:31] Speaker A: It was.
[00:01:31] Speaker B: I wouldn't have guessed that.
[00:01:32] Speaker A: No, no, we didn't either until we had a couple bites and we're, like, ordering pizza. Ordering pizza.
[00:01:40] Speaker B: Okay, now I need to know this story. How'd you get. How, when? How?
[00:01:44] Speaker A: Oh, so there is a. So every now and then I go on weird cooking tangents. If the audience doesn't know. I love cooking. Like, I love cooking. It's my favorite thing. It relaxes me, but whatever. And every now and then, I'll get on a weird cooking kick. And, I mean, I still kind of am, but, like, I like trying new and exotic meats, and I found I.
[00:02:08] Speaker D: Still kind of am. He says, like, with, like, duck already rendered, waiting to be sous vide later tonight.
[00:02:14] Speaker A: Like, anyway, duck's not that weird. Is duck weird?
[00:02:18] Speaker C: I agree.
[00:02:19] Speaker A: Duck.
[00:02:19] Speaker C: It's not that weird.
[00:02:20] Speaker D: It's not weird, but it's like, it's not something that people have every day to be on. Like, yeah, I just felt like making some duck today.
[00:02:26] Speaker A: Well, to be fair, I have a sous vide, and that makes cooking things like duck very lovely.
[00:02:31] Speaker B: Absolutely.
[00:02:33] Speaker A: Anyway, so I was like, I want to get some weird game meats because I want to try. I was really just looking for venison. And I know venison isn't that weird, but it's something I've never really. I've never really had or had the opportunity to get, like, fresh venison. So I found a farm out here in Jersey that kind of specializes in exotic meats. They have a ostrich farm kind of locally, and they also have a, like, emu farm. They bring in, like, Berkshire pigs and for pork, and they break it all down, right? Kind of near their farm, and they have a little store. And when I went in, I was talking to the head butcher, and she was phenomenal. And she was like, well, what are you looking for? And I was like, I just want to try some weird stuff. And she's like, great. So she gave me ostrich. She was like, here, try this ostrich. Try the kangaroo and try the tortoise. And I was like, okay, why not? She's like, hey, do you want to know a fun fact? And I said, absolutely. And she's like, you can make ostrich tartare.
Now, ostrich is a poultry, and normally you cannot tartare poultry because salmonella. Salmonella.
However, ostriches do not carry the enzyme to get salmonella, so you can tartar them. So that was the fun, interesting thing I learned. But anyway, what is the weirdest thing that you guys would eat animal wise?
[00:04:14] Speaker E: I'm.
Yeah, I've eaten a lot of weird things in my life.
[00:04:19] Speaker A: I don't know. Okay, what's. What's your line?
[00:04:21] Speaker C: What's the problem? Like, you can't ask that question because there's just, like, infinite things out there. And in my head, I'm like, well, probably, whatever. And then I would see it, and I was like, nah, fuck that. So, like, with no context, I don't know, like, without a specific question, it would be tough for me to ask.
[00:04:38] Speaker A: Would you eat a human? There you go.
[00:04:40] Speaker C: What's my situation, Sean?
[00:04:43] Speaker B: I mean, that's fair.
[00:04:46] Speaker A: You're at a nice restaurant. You're at, like, a six Michelin star restaurant, and they're like, hey, we have a special today. Long pig. Would you try it? Would you take a little nibble?
[00:04:56] Speaker E: Is it market rate?
[00:04:58] Speaker A: Six Michelin stars on the house?
[00:05:00] Speaker C: I got back in a bit.
[00:05:03] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:05:03] Speaker D: Has anybody seen the movie antiviral?
[00:05:05] Speaker E: No.
[00:05:05] Speaker A: No.
[00:05:06] Speaker D: It's a movie about obsession with, like, celebrity culture and everything. And one of the things they do because it's, like, weird, semi futuristic, dystopic is that, like, they clone celebrity meat and sell it. So, like, you could buy, like, if it was our world, you could, like, go to a butcher and, like, order, like, three pounds of Rihanna.
[00:05:23] Speaker B: What the fuck?
[00:05:25] Speaker D: Yeah, it's like a whole. Yeah, they literally just, like, they clone, like, celebrity meat for that. Like, there's a whole, like, the main plot revolves around companies that, like, when celebrities get sick, they sell, like, their saliva and stuff. So you can, like, have the same diseases celebrities had. Yeah.
[00:05:41] Speaker B: Like I said, oh, my gosh.
[00:05:42] Speaker D: Celebrity culture and everything, but yeah, weird, creepy. I thought it was fun because I.
[00:05:48] Speaker A: Like that kind of shit, but okay, this went off the rails. I was just wondering who would try human. And you go talking about celebrity. Me. Sorry, I go talking about off the ring.
[00:05:59] Speaker D: That's like part of the plot.
[00:06:02] Speaker A: Last we left.
What is this podcast?
[00:06:10] Speaker B: I don't know, Sean, you're the one who said we should all do this thing, you know, picked her cast.
[00:06:16] Speaker D: You're the one that posits all the weird questions.
[00:06:19] Speaker B: I'm just gonna say that too.
[00:06:23] Speaker D: Like, we. We could keep this straight to Pathfinder, but no, you have to ask all the weird questions.
[00:06:31] Speaker A: Last episode, we continued the fight near the nine shield smokehouse. You managed to dispatch the Scarlet triad poisoner, the female dwarf who looked like she was kind of in charge of the group blood, boar and a sneak. However, two flame Drakes have flown in at the behest of this man who is taunting you as he's fighting most importantly. Ooh, slapped Brianna a couple times. And now Brianna is raging as well. And no big deal, but a one of the flame Drakes is now trying to cast a fireball breath attack on all of you. So can you all please give me a basic reflex?
[00:07:18] Speaker C: Save your basic.
[00:07:19] Speaker A: Yes, I would like to remind everyone that you have a hero point.
[00:07:27] Speaker D: I might.
[00:07:28] Speaker A: All right, let's go down the list here. Saraya, what did you get?
[00:07:33] Speaker D: 25.
[00:07:34] Speaker A: 25 is a success, not a critical success.
[00:07:38] Speaker D: So that's half damage.
[00:07:40] Speaker A: It will be half damage.
[00:07:42] Speaker D: I will risk it.
[00:07:43] Speaker B: And minus five, I believe, because we do still have those rings of resistance.
[00:07:48] Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
[00:07:48] Speaker A: Yes, you do.
[00:07:49] Speaker C: Good call, honey. I forgot about that.
[00:07:51] Speaker F: Yeah, I did too.
[00:07:52] Speaker A: Hiya. What did you get?
[00:07:53] Speaker B: I believe I got a nat 20 for a 38.
[00:07:56] Speaker D: Oh, damn.
[00:07:57] Speaker A: That is a critical success. Which means you take no damage. No damage.
[00:08:03] Speaker B: Hell yeah.
[00:08:05] Speaker A: Heidi, what did you roll?
[00:08:07] Speaker E: 36.
[00:08:08] Speaker A: That is a critical success as well.
Matt, what did twin Talon get?
[00:08:14] Speaker C: Got a 24.
[00:08:16] Speaker A: That is a success.
[00:08:18] Speaker C: Okay, so because it's a success, twin Talon is a rogue, has evasion, so it's a critical success.
[00:08:23] Speaker A: All right, so no damage. Knife, sword, what did you get?
[00:08:26] Speaker F: 22.
[00:08:26] Speaker A: 22. That is a success, not a critical success.
Okay, that's half damage.
[00:08:36] Speaker F: All right, well, see what happens.
[00:08:38] Speaker C: We don't know how much the damage is gonna be.
[00:08:40] Speaker A: Yeah, and one of the sneaks is also caught in this fireball and they roll the 14, which is a failure. So they'll take full damage. So it's 20 points of damage for. Otherwise you're taking ten.
[00:08:54] Speaker F: Minus five.
[00:08:55] Speaker A: Minus five. So you're taking five.
[00:08:58] Speaker D: Okay, I can take it.
[00:08:59] Speaker A: All right. And then I need to roll a D six and see how soon I can cast again.
[00:09:07] Speaker F: Four, 4000 turns.
[00:09:08] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:09:09] Speaker D: All right, I'll take it.
[00:09:10] Speaker A: And then last. Oh, by the way, Matt, you might enjoy this.
Everything in the. The burst is covered in smoke right now.
[00:09:23] Speaker C: Ah, there's like, obscuring mist or it's like concealment.
[00:09:27] Speaker A: Concealment, yes.
And then for last action, Drake is going to fly.
[00:09:38] Speaker C: Fly, you fool.
[00:09:39] Speaker A: All right, you all thought you were gonna die.
[00:09:43] Speaker F: Well, you have tried to kill us on multiple occasions.
[00:09:47] Speaker A: I am aware. All right, knife, sword, it is your turn. Everything is concealed to you. Meaning if you want to attack it, you must make a DC five flat check.
[00:09:59] Speaker F: So wait, even the stuff that's, like, adjacent to me, like the Drake?
[00:10:03] Speaker C: Okay, the Drake's actually 10ft in the air.
[00:10:05] Speaker A: You definitely hear this flapping of wings, anything that requires an attack roll. So either a magical attack roll or physical attack roll. You make a DC five flat check. If you roll five or higher, you can see the creature. Basically, you're seeing shadows right now moving through the smoke.
[00:10:22] Speaker F: Okay. I don't know what's over there, but let's just say I don't want to find out, so I'm gonna do that.
[00:10:30] Speaker A: Oh, no. So that would be black tentacles. All right, so you throw some black tentacles out there. I'm going to try and make a save. So I need knife sword to make an attack. Bolt a spell attack against the fortitude DC 29 versus its fortitude DC will hit. So go ahead and click some damage for me.
[00:10:54] Speaker F: Nine.
[00:10:55] Speaker A: It takes nine points of damage and is grabbed. All right, Soraya, she remembers there isn't.
[00:11:03] Speaker D: Much happening over here and she doesn't want to be near the Drake. So she's going to run blindly in the direction of the other Drake. Of course. She's going to head to her direct south, passing Twintellen and oo.
[00:11:15] Speaker A: As you move out, you get attacked by the Drake.
[00:11:19] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:11:20] Speaker A: All right, so tries to bite.
[00:11:22] Speaker D: Does it still have to do the DC five?
[00:11:24] Speaker A: It does not manipulate action.
[00:11:26] Speaker D: I thought all attacks with concealment.
[00:11:28] Speaker A: Oh, it doesn't. The smoke doesn't seem to bother it.
[00:11:31] Speaker D: Okay, cool. That's what I want to clarify.
[00:11:33] Speaker A: Does a 21 hit your ac?
[00:11:35] Speaker D: It does not.
[00:11:37] Speaker A: All right, so you get away from the drape.
[00:11:39] Speaker D: Cool. So she's gonna run down and I'm gonna throw a frost vial for a net. 20?
[00:11:48] Speaker B: Hell, yeah. For a 39.
[00:11:50] Speaker C: Nice.
[00:11:51] Speaker A: Yes. Who is this at?
[00:11:53] Speaker D: It's at the Guydehen.
[00:11:55] Speaker A: 39 is just a regular.
[00:11:58] Speaker D: Cool. He is cut off from magic for the bomber spell effect. Normal damage. The target can't cast spells or activate magic items. For one v, four rounds.
[00:12:07] Speaker B: Very nice.
[00:12:09] Speaker A: Magic item.
Oh, okay. Question. I would like to throw this to the group. Are weapons that have, like, plus one or out of our runes on it considered magical? Does that mean he can't use his weapon?
[00:12:22] Speaker C: No. You can't activate a magic item?
[00:12:24] Speaker A: No.
[00:12:24] Speaker D: I would say, like, yeah, or like, you can't use a scroll where you can't, like, activate a towel, but you can't cast any spells. So it's the normal damage. Two D, six cold, two cold splash, which will hit our lovely Drake behind me here or behind him there.
[00:12:38] Speaker A: All right.
[00:12:39] Speaker C: Which is actually twelve because Drake's heavy cold damage.
[00:12:45] Speaker D: I see your shine. So two D, six damage on the dude, which I'm rolling right now.
[00:12:50] Speaker A: Okay, so he takes seven points of damage. The Drake takes two splash, which is.
[00:12:55] Speaker D: Twelve splash, and the target takes a ten foot penalty, so the speed is reduced by ten. Okay, that is my first attack, then my second action. We'll do one more cross file and then I'm gonna have to start making.
[00:13:07] Speaker A: Them on the fly.
[00:13:09] Speaker D: See how this goes again. This is a 2023 hit.
[00:13:12] Speaker A: The 23 will miss.
[00:13:14] Speaker D: I got a hero point back.
[00:13:16] Speaker A: Okay, why not? 31 will hit.
[00:13:20] Speaker D: Cool. So that's another two d, six damage. Another two splash to the guy behind it. So that's five more damage to him. Twelve more damage to Drake.
[00:13:28] Speaker A: All right, next up. Ooh, it's your turn.
[00:13:31] Speaker E: My turn, my turn, my turn. Okay, so if I attack a person in the poison cloud, am I going to get attacked by poison as well?
[00:13:41] Speaker A: No.
[00:13:42] Speaker E: Okay, cool.
[00:13:43] Speaker A: You need to step into that square, but you're more than welcome to.
[00:13:46] Speaker E: No, I'm good, thanks.
[00:13:47] Speaker A: You don't want to be vomiting?
[00:13:49] Speaker E: No, not particularly.
[00:13:51] Speaker C: You're missing out.
[00:13:53] Speaker A: Whatever.
[00:13:55] Speaker E: Is the person to the west of me, are they flat footed because they're in the cloud?
[00:14:00] Speaker A: They're not flat footed. They are the choking on their own vomit at the smoke.
[00:14:06] Speaker C: They have concealment?
[00:14:09] Speaker A: Yes, they have concealment until the drinks turn. So you need to make a DC five flat check.
[00:14:13] Speaker E: How does one do that?
[00:14:15] Speaker A: Five or higher. You hit lower than that, you miss.
[00:14:18] Speaker E: Oh, shit.
[00:14:20] Speaker A: Okay. Each die was higher. That was five or higher, so I.
[00:14:25] Speaker E: Don'T know what I did. I'm sorry.
[00:14:26] Speaker A: That's okay.
[00:14:27] Speaker E: I'm gonna take a good swing at this. This person to the waist of me.
[00:14:32] Speaker A: Let's see that attack.
[00:14:34] Speaker E: 31.
[00:14:35] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:14:35] Speaker B: Hell yeah.
[00:14:37] Speaker A: That's insane. Yes. That's a hit. That is just a regular hit.
[00:14:42] Speaker E: Okay? With the mage with my fist of fury for 18 damage.
[00:14:47] Speaker A: All right, you socked this already. Vomiting Scarlet Triad, remember? Right back in the gut. And as you punch them all over your shoes. Just all over your shoes.
[00:15:01] Speaker E: Delicious.
Let's strike again for 23.
[00:15:09] Speaker A: That will hit dimash.
[00:15:11] Speaker C: Nice.
[00:15:12] Speaker E: 17 damage.
[00:15:14] Speaker A: You give them a nice uppercut, so as they come up, you just get a kind of a waterfall effect on the front of your clothes.
[00:15:22] Speaker E: Why not? Children, let's. Let's fight again.
[00:15:26] Speaker B: I love her so much.
[00:15:28] Speaker A: For 26, that is a hit.
[00:15:31] Speaker E: Sweet dimash.
17.
[00:15:37] Speaker A: Would you like to describe how you put this person out of their misery?
[00:15:41] Speaker E: I give the 012-3456 cuz I can count y'all.
[00:15:46] Speaker B: And then I.
[00:15:47] Speaker E: And then they just.
I wish I was more creative. I'm really sorry, guys.
[00:15:56] Speaker D: I have to imagine that. Ooh. Is actually saying this out loud. She's like, actually counting her punches and then just.
[00:16:01] Speaker A: I can count, guys.
All right.
[00:16:07] Speaker C: I like how her rage is like an aggressive horniness. Like, it's very interesting. Yeah, interesting.
[00:16:13] Speaker A: All right. Charlotte Triad sneak, who's still vomiting, is going to take a step to the west to flank Saraya, who is now flat footed. Their eyes are all puffy from puking.
[00:16:24] Speaker B: I thought it was from crying.
[00:16:25] Speaker A: Well, that too. And they're gonna stab at Saraya with their rapier.
[00:16:32] Speaker B: Oh, how close is she?
[00:16:34] Speaker C: She's within 15.
[00:16:35] Speaker B: Good.
[00:16:36] Speaker A: Does a 22 hit.
[00:16:37] Speaker D: Nope.
[00:16:38] Speaker A: And then one more. Does a 1515 hit you?
[00:16:41] Speaker D: 15 is a criticalness.
[00:16:42] Speaker B: Hell yeah.
[00:16:44] Speaker A: So as they. They swing the first time, and Saraya moves out of the way, they swing a second time. And Jasper's had enough of them. Jasper kind of flies up and flaps in their face, dazzling them till the end of their next turn.
[00:17:00] Speaker D: Well, she ends her turn in the poison cloud.
[00:17:03] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:17:03] Speaker D: So I'm gonna need her to take one d, six more poison and give me. Give me one more fortitude save.
[00:17:08] Speaker A: Sure. I haven't made a single one yet. Why would I start now? Let's see.
[00:17:12] Speaker D: I really hope you don't. The final effect would actually go off on this thing.
[00:17:16] Speaker A: Fortitude. Say if I roll the natural one.
So an eight. An eight.
[00:17:24] Speaker D: That's a triple fail at that point because it's in that one. And the DC is 28. A regular fail will be stunned, too. So she's stunned.
[00:17:32] Speaker A: Great.
[00:17:32] Speaker D: She loses her next turn.
[00:17:34] Speaker C: Yeah. Lose her whole next turn.
[00:17:35] Speaker D: Yep.
[00:17:36] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:17:36] Speaker D: And now the smoke cloud dissipates, probably, like, on my turn, but it's coming up anyway. And I have used this thing like six times and it never once have.
[00:17:45] Speaker A: We gotten to season three. I understand.
Flame. Drake dose flamed.
[00:17:50] Speaker C: That one's still 30ft up in the air, correct?
[00:17:52] Speaker A: Correct. Well, yes, he is going to fly and lower his altitude. He is now 10ft off the ground. And Brianna, if you would like to make an attack of opportunity, I'll say that he passes low enough perfect that you can reach him.
[00:18:10] Speaker B: I was actually going to ask if he's going to swoop down or what exactly is happening. I'm guessing 24 does not hit.
[00:18:17] Speaker A: 24 will hit.
[00:18:18] Speaker B: Oh, look at that. So I managed to clip something for 18 points of damage.
[00:18:24] Speaker A: All right. And then as it lands, it's going to draconic frenzy against. Ooh.
[00:18:32] Speaker B: Uh oh. What does that do?
[00:18:33] Speaker A: So it takes two fang attacks. So she fangs.
[00:18:37] Speaker D: She fangs.
Oh, baby. When she ooze, she ooze.
[00:18:42] Speaker A: 30. Ooh. Does the 30 hit you?
[00:18:45] Speaker E: It does.
[00:18:46] Speaker A: All right.
You take ten points of piercing damage and three points of fire. So no fire.
[00:18:55] Speaker E: She laughs.
[00:18:57] Speaker A: Second bite does a 25 hit miss. And then the tail spins around and tries to hit you. Does a 14 hit, redoubt, miss, bonk over exertion. You are fatigued. So the tail spins around at you. You duck and it kind of spins around and. And it hits them a little bit, like knocks them upside the head. So they are now fatigued. One top of the next round, it is this gentle person who looks like.
[00:19:36] Speaker B: The leader, super gentle.
[00:19:37] Speaker A: Looks at Brianna, looks at Saraya, swings at Brianna.
[00:19:43] Speaker B: Sure.
[00:19:43] Speaker A: And taunts at you.
[00:19:45] Speaker B: All right, let's dance, pretty boy.
[00:19:47] Speaker E: She thinks he's pretty.
[00:19:49] Speaker B: Listen, I don't know what you did to me, but now I'm calling everybody pretty. What did you do? Goodness knows what to them.
[00:19:56] Speaker A: Okay, 23.
[00:19:57] Speaker B: My shield is not raised, so it is not a critical failure.
[00:20:02] Speaker A: Oh, no, it still is because I have a 22 bonus. So that's a natural.
[00:20:07] Speaker B: Well, then. There. There you go.
[00:20:10] Speaker A: Winged. You are fatigued.
[00:20:13] Speaker C: That's winded, by the way.
[00:20:15] Speaker A: Oh.
[00:20:16] Speaker D: We have long established that Sean is not the best at pronouncing things.
[00:20:19] Speaker A: He reads and as he swings this great club at you, he's chatting a little too much and says, my good leader Lazlon would laugh at this. How pathetic you are.
Give me a second, okay? How pathetic you are. As he gets winded attacking.
[00:20:42] Speaker B: Are you quite alright there?
[00:20:44] Speaker A: He's going to swing again at you. Now, this weapon, just so you know, has a thing on it called back swing which says you can use the momentum from a missed attack with this weapon to lead into your next attack after missing with this weapon on your turn. And you gain a plus one circumstance bonus on your next attack with this weapon before the end of your turn.
[00:21:05] Speaker B: Goodness.
[00:21:05] Speaker A: So I get a plus one on this one?
[00:21:08] Speaker C: Yeah, still got a negative five, but you get the plus one.
[00:21:10] Speaker B: So that's very cool, though.
[00:21:12] Speaker A: It's a nice little bonus for people who are terrible, like me.
Does a 25 hit?
[00:21:19] Speaker B: It does not.
[00:21:20] Speaker A: All right, and then it's gonna spin around at Saraya and go for a third one. Does a 27 hit you?
[00:21:29] Speaker D: Only because I'm flanked.
[00:21:31] Speaker A: All right, so you are going to take 27 points of bludgeoning damage and I believe.
All right, what's your reflex DC?
[00:21:44] Speaker D: That reflex DC is 28.
[00:21:47] Speaker A: That will not do it. You do not go prone. Twin Talon, it is your turn. Alrighty.
[00:21:53] Speaker C: Right, so I keep saying this guy's name is one eyed admin. Like he's the administrator of the group.
[00:22:01] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:22:02] Speaker C: Okay, so Twintalon is going to make a choice.
[00:22:06] Speaker A: Is it the right one?
[00:22:07] Speaker C: No, he's gonna put himself in more danger, but it also will save him actions later. Okay, so he is going to take a five foot step. The step action to go one square down and left. You said down was west, so I don't. So I guess that's northwest.
[00:22:23] Speaker A: I meant south. I'm just dumb.
[00:22:26] Speaker C: Okay, that's fine. I just want to orient myself correctly. Okay, so southwest.
[00:22:31] Speaker A: I'm pretty. Yes.
[00:22:33] Speaker C: Sean is a himbo. We know. That was from episode 98.
[00:22:35] Speaker D: Yeah, that was a couple episodes ago.
[00:22:37] Speaker B: Long established.
[00:22:38] Speaker C: So, yes. So take one step southwest. When he does that, he is now adjacent to the Drake. He is adjacent to the very six stunned sneak. And he's also adjacent to the Scarlet Triad administrator.
[00:22:53] Speaker A: Administrator.
[00:22:54] Speaker C: So the sneak probably looks like they're in rough shape. I'm going to guess they've just been puking a lot.
[00:23:01] Speaker A: Other than that, they look pretty healthy.
[00:23:03] Speaker C: I'll say. The fastest way to get Soraya from being flanked is to kill that sneak.
[00:23:08] Speaker A: I mean. Yeah. Orlando or.
[00:23:10] Speaker C: Okay, I'm listening.
[00:23:11] Speaker A: You can step through her square and then stab her.
[00:23:14] Speaker C: Who?
[00:23:15] Speaker A: Saraya.
[00:23:18] Speaker D: Brilliant.
[00:23:19] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:23:21] Speaker C: I will take that under advisement as an option.
[00:23:25] Speaker A: Cause if you step through her square and then take a diagonal step, you'll be flanking with the Drake.
[00:23:29] Speaker C: It's true.
[00:23:29] Speaker A: And then. Yeah.
[00:23:31] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:23:31] Speaker B: Anyway, so that was the thing.
[00:23:35] Speaker A: Not. Not gonna do that.
[00:23:37] Speaker D: Hashtag GM. Suggestions.
[00:23:39] Speaker C: Yeah. Has the. I don't think the Drake's. Oh, no, the Drake hasn't been hurt. It just landed and tried to make out with. Ooh, no, this.
[00:23:46] Speaker A: This Drake. This Drake has.
[00:23:47] Speaker D: That's the one that I was throwing the cross files.
[00:23:49] Speaker C: Well, that and yeah, Brianna clipped it.
[00:23:51] Speaker A: As it went by and Brianna hit.
Alright, so yeah, so many choices. Oh, and ooh. Punched it a couple times.
[00:24:00] Speaker C: I didn't realize who punched the dragon.
[00:24:01] Speaker E: Yeah, I didn't. I didn't punch the dragon.
[00:24:04] Speaker A: Not yet. You're right. You're moving into punching position when she's.
[00:24:08] Speaker C: Always perpetually moving into punching position. But sure. So I'm going to tell the Drake that he'll thank me later and then I'm going to stab it.
[00:24:17] Speaker A: It disbelieves you. What language do you speak?
[00:24:21] Speaker C: Common.
[00:24:22] Speaker A: Okay. It has no idea what you're saying.
[00:24:23] Speaker C: That's fine. All the Drake fans out there know.
[00:24:24] Speaker B: What I'm talking about.
Oh no.
[00:24:27] Speaker C: Yeah, and it is flat footed to me. Unless it can't be flat footed for some reason. Oh, come on. I was on an 18. That's a 22 to hit. It's flat footed.
[00:24:34] Speaker A: AC a 22 will hit.
[00:24:38] Speaker C: So that's 24 damage. And I'm going to tag it with the debilitating strength, the precise debilitation where I do an extra two d six damage on my subsequent attacks. Then I'm going to tell it to take care and then I'm going to stab it again.
31 to hit is five footer that will critically hit.
You know, I'm gonna regret saying this, but I thought these rakes were gonna be tougher. Like their breath weapon. Everybody saved. Like their ac is not super high kidney piercing. The target is sickened too. So it does double damage. And it sickened too. So roll my damage.
[00:25:15] Speaker D: If someone else wants to do another all knowledge check, we can see how many head points they have.
[00:25:19] Speaker C: Gonna roll my extra two D six. So that is 31 normal damage. That is 61 crit damage.
[00:25:27] Speaker A: And you kill the Drake.
[00:25:30] Speaker B: Nice.
[00:25:31] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:25:32] Speaker B: Hell yeah.
[00:25:33] Speaker A: All right.
[00:25:33] Speaker C: It doesn't solve Soraya's flanking problem, but it does solve our Drake problem.
Okay. And then I am going to whistle for taesani and she's going to fly west past. Ooh. And then she's going to curl down around and be behind the sneak so that the sneak is now flanked by Taesani and Soraya.
[00:26:00] Speaker A: Flank party in the house tonight.
Brianna, it is your turn.
[00:26:07] Speaker B: Okay. Goodness. A lot has happened since I moved last.
[00:26:12] Speaker A: Just combat tracker is getting down to a reasonable side.
[00:26:15] Speaker B: Yeah, poor knife. Swords is handling the one over there, isn't he?
[00:26:19] Speaker C: Yeah, he's doing it by himself.
[00:26:20] Speaker A: He's fine. Yup.
[00:26:21] Speaker B: All right. All right. Brianna would be about to say something to. I mean, then kind of like out of her periphery, see this tiny goblin in a dragon onesie. Because that's how I will forever think of knife sword, because that's what his token looks like. Kind of shaking a finger, I'm guessing, up at the drake. So she'll kind of be like, hold that thought and I will move out of threat and square. Does anything happen?
[00:26:49] Speaker A: Yes. You're gonna get an attack swung at you.
[00:26:52] Speaker B: All right, swing away.
[00:26:54] Speaker A: I've done so well with these so far.
[00:26:56] Speaker B: 29 would miss, unfortunately.
[00:27:00] Speaker A: All right, continue along. Your movement.
[00:27:03] Speaker B: Is the flame break in the air?
[00:27:04] Speaker A: It is. No, it is now grappled by black tentacles.
[00:27:08] Speaker B: Hmm. All right, then I will continue my movement and end up near knife sword as a free action. I'd like to pat him on the head and swing at the Drake.
[00:27:21] Speaker F: No, you may want to rethink that. My head is currently covered by a rotting skull and I'm dipped in Drake guano.
[00:27:29] Speaker B: Brianna will move as if to pat knife sword, realize her mistake, and instead just smile at him before attacking.
[00:27:39] Speaker D: Just a thumbs up.
[00:27:41] Speaker B: How's a 27 to attack the Drake?
[00:27:43] Speaker A: That's a hit.
[00:27:44] Speaker B: Take 17 points of damage and as my final action, I will raise my shield.
[00:27:51] Speaker A: All right, shield has been roused.
Right. It is the only living flame. Drake's turn and it's going to attempt to go into a frenzy and it's going to bite at Brianna.
[00:28:06] Speaker B: All right, 24 will miss.
[00:28:10] Speaker A: All right, second bite.
[00:28:12] Speaker B: It was almost a critical fail.
[00:28:14] Speaker A: Almost 14.
[00:28:17] Speaker B: That will critically fail. Sorry.
[00:28:20] Speaker A: Smash the floor. You kick up a cloud of dust. Coming blind until the end of your next turn.
[00:28:27] Speaker C: So it is grabbed, it is flat footed, it is blinded, immobilized.
[00:28:32] Speaker B: Poor thing.
[00:28:33] Speaker C: It's being prodded by tentacles.
[00:28:37] Speaker A: And when you're blind, you have to make a flat check to even make an attack. Right?
[00:28:41] Speaker C: Correct. Everything is concealed from you. Actually, I think it's. Everything's hidden from you. I don't even know if you can make an attack unless you, like, make a perception check and then make an attack.
[00:28:49] Speaker A: So they. I do have a scent sent imprecise for 30ft.
[00:28:54] Speaker D: So I think you would have to do the seek action to be able to make that check.
[00:29:00] Speaker C: Then at that point, it just means that you can use scent as opposed to hearing.
[00:29:04] Speaker A: Right? Or sight. All right, well, its turn is over. Knife sword.
[00:29:08] Speaker F: The smell of the oranges in my bag is getting to me. I'm going to vomit. On him.
[00:29:15] Speaker B: The oranges are getting.
[00:29:22] Speaker F: Do I need to make an attach?
[00:29:25] Speaker C: So you know how when you're a kid, you do, like, orange smiles? Probably as an adult, you do, like, orange smiles where you put, like, the orange rind in your mouth and you make a smile and it's like an orange.
[00:29:32] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:29:32] Speaker C: Yeah, because nice words. Face is so big, and it's 80% mouth. I can just imagine him doing that. But instead of, like, an orange slice, it's like, five oranges in his face. Five hole warnings.
[00:29:44] Speaker F: So I got a 34 to vomit.
[00:29:48] Speaker A: That hits, and I critically failed to save, so.
[00:29:51] Speaker F: Oh, fun.
[00:29:52] Speaker A: It means I take double damage. Actually, you draw a crit card.
[00:29:57] Speaker F: Okay, I got devastating strike. Triple damage. The target is stunned. One.
[00:30:01] Speaker A: Okay, roll your damage. You can just click damage if you'd like, and then we'll triple that.
[00:30:07] Speaker F: 17.
[00:30:07] Speaker A: So that is 51. Yeah. 51 points of damage and.
[00:30:14] Speaker F: And stunned.
[00:30:16] Speaker A: Yeah, it's dead.
[00:30:17] Speaker C: You killed it with vomit.
[00:30:19] Speaker A: With vomit.
[00:30:21] Speaker B: Signature boo mom spaghetti, indeed.
[00:30:25] Speaker F: Well, it was a vomit swarm for those listening at home, so it was all sorts of creepy crawlies and birds.
[00:30:30] Speaker B: Of course it was birds.
[00:30:32] Speaker A: You have one more action. Knife. Sword. Sorry.
[00:30:34] Speaker F: I'm gonna go run over and grab my dagger out of the chest of the other person.
[00:30:40] Speaker A: All right, Saraya, it is your turn.
[00:30:43] Speaker D: All right, so the Scarlett sneak, aside from being, you know, spending however long puking, isn't looking too worse for the wear.
[00:30:50] Speaker A: Physically, they're fine. They. Emotionally, they've been vomiting for, like, seven. What round is this? I don't even know where I am.
[00:30:57] Speaker E: For, like, three rounds.
[00:30:58] Speaker D: Because that's how long the smoke bomb lasts.
[00:31:01] Speaker A: Fourth. This is the fourth round. So they've been vomiting for, what, 9 seconds straight?
[00:31:07] Speaker B: Checks out.
[00:31:08] Speaker D: Cause every round is 6 seconds, so.
[00:31:10] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, 18 seconds. Yeah. So 18 seconds of just vomiting. It's getting to the comically long portion of, like, an SNL sketch where they're vomiting.
Get it?
[00:31:22] Speaker D: Which, for anyone who has ever liked, actually vomited for periods of time is.
[00:31:26] Speaker B: About when it starts to get really scary and painful. Yes.
[00:31:30] Speaker D: Yeah. And real painful.
[00:31:31] Speaker A: There's blood.
[00:31:32] Speaker D: Anyway. Not. Not by that.
[00:31:34] Speaker C: Yeah, but. But think about their abs. How, like, toight their abs are gonna be from all that vomiting?
[00:31:42] Speaker D: All right, this is not an endorsement of vomiting or anything like that.
[00:31:47] Speaker A: No, no.
[00:31:48] Speaker D: Do I attack them with the flanking from Tosani, or do I take the step to not be flanking? Not be flanked anymore.
[00:31:55] Speaker A: A wise rock once said, the choices are yours and yours alone.
[00:31:59] Speaker C: Reference. Mist.
[00:32:01] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:32:01] Speaker A: Legends of the hidden temple.
[00:32:03] Speaker C: Oh, Olmec. He's back.
[00:32:04] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:32:06] Speaker D: All right, I'm gonna throw a light bomb at the sneak.
[00:32:11] Speaker A: Okay. Is that a 30? Yes.
[00:32:13] Speaker D: Or 30.
[00:32:13] Speaker A: Hit this snake that will critically.
[00:32:16] Speaker D: Oh, sweet. Is it that sickening that it's like that bad?
[00:32:21] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, it is. It is. Well, don't forget it has a bunch of other things on it too.
[00:32:26] Speaker D: That's true.
[00:32:27] Speaker C: And it's flat footed. And Andy, there's a lot happening on.
[00:32:30] Speaker D: This bum or spell. Push the target 10ft. Perfect. I'm gonna push her right up to where ooo is.
And let's see, she takes two d, six poison right now. And there's also two d, four persistent and the two splash poison.
[00:32:46] Speaker A: Two d, four persistent poison.
[00:32:48] Speaker D: So she takes.
[00:32:50] Speaker C: That's two d, six. Is it two d, six or two d four?
[00:32:52] Speaker D: Two d, six right now. Two d, four persistent.
[00:32:54] Speaker C: Ah, got it.
[00:32:55] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:32:56] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:32:56] Speaker D: So eleven poison.
[00:32:57] Speaker A: Push.
[00:32:58] Speaker D: Push her 10ft. And I'm gonna whirl around and throw one at the guy right in front.
[00:33:03] Speaker A: Of me who is no longer slow.
[00:33:05] Speaker D: She's just kind of like, done at this point. She's fed up. Her dress and her hair have been cinched. Is only okay when she does it. And she's experimenting. Oh, and that's not one.
[00:33:17] Speaker A: Oh, no. And do you have any hero points.
[00:33:21] Speaker D: If the one rolled over? Because I haven't used two in an episode.
[00:33:25] Speaker A: Yes. You still have one.
[00:33:26] Speaker D: Yeah, I'll redo that.
[00:33:28] Speaker A: All right. Can't get worse. Literally, it can't get worse.
[00:33:30] Speaker D: Really, really can't. The worst I could do is roll that again. Or I could get a 24.
[00:33:35] Speaker A: 24 on that guy will miss.
[00:33:39] Speaker D: Yeah, the one eyed guy. Okay, so she's gonna take a step back closer to Sonny. So she's 5ft away from him.
[00:33:47] Speaker A: All right, that's my turn.
[00:33:49] Speaker E: My turn.
[00:33:50] Speaker A: It's your turn.
[00:33:51] Speaker D: How do I give you a fresh target?
Yay.
[00:33:55] Speaker E: I'm so excited and I just can't hide anything. So I go for the old one too.
29 will hit and I punch them in the face for 18.
Yeah. Let's do it again. I love punching people for 31 critical hit.
[00:34:15] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:34:18] Speaker E: Let's go. This is called soul crushing blow.
[00:34:25] Speaker B: I love it.
[00:34:26] Speaker E: The target is doomed. One and a stupefied one for as long as it is doomed.
[00:34:32] Speaker A: Hang on. Let me just add that to the list of things going on.
[00:34:36] Speaker B: What is doomed?
[00:34:37] Speaker C: Doom again, doomed is the one that basically makes your dying value you die at three instead of four.
[00:34:43] Speaker D: Right.
[00:34:44] Speaker A: Right.
[00:34:45] Speaker D: So if we're NPC's.
[00:34:47] Speaker C: But still, it's still double damage dimash. Yep. Pull it away.
[00:34:51] Speaker D: Uh, not knocking it.
[00:34:53] Speaker C: Swing away, Meryl.
[00:34:54] Speaker E: 15 times two is 30.
[00:34:56] Speaker A: All right, 30 more points. Yay.
[00:34:59] Speaker E: And let's do a last swing. 18.
[00:35:03] Speaker A: We'll miss. Would you like to use a hero point to reroll that?
[00:35:07] Speaker E: Yas, players.
[00:35:08] Speaker A: All right, 22 will hit. Yay.
[00:35:12] Speaker E: Oh, joyous day, Jabosh. 21.
[00:35:17] Speaker D: I just love how, like, how exciting, excited oo gets butt fighting. It's adorable.
[00:35:22] Speaker A: All right, so left, right.
And then as you come around for your third hit, you hit them square in the side of the head and you just feel bone shatter in the skull.
[00:35:38] Speaker E: That's my favorite part.
[00:35:39] Speaker A: As they fall down dead.
[00:35:42] Speaker E: Well, that's my favorite part, too.
[00:35:45] Speaker A: Hey, it is now my turn. And this gentleman, who was very cocky to begin with, has suddenly looked around and realized he's by himself and that's not great for him. He's going to use a pummeling fury at twin Talon.
[00:36:04] Speaker C: What's that do?
[00:36:05] Speaker A: Pummeling fury makes a great club strike and a kick strike. Both hit the same creature, combine their damages for the purpose of resistances and weaknesses. Nothing really, but I get to make two attacks with one action. So here comes the boom. The great club natural 20.
[00:36:25] Speaker C: Not a fan.
[00:36:27] Speaker A: 40.
[00:36:28] Speaker B: 02:00 a.m. i. Close. Not close enough.
[00:36:34] Speaker C: That is a crit.
[00:36:35] Speaker B: Sorry.
[00:36:37] Speaker A: That's 44 points of damage from the club. And then here comes the kick for a 36.
[00:36:44] Speaker C: That's a regular hit. That's a natural 19, by the way.
[00:36:48] Speaker A: And that is 15 more points of damage.
[00:36:52] Speaker C: Whoa. His kick is a plus eleven.
[00:36:55] Speaker A: Yup.
[00:36:56] Speaker C: I don't understand.
[00:36:59] Speaker A: One d eight plus eleven. Yeah, that's it.
And he is going to take his second action to move. 25ft.
[00:37:10] Speaker E: I have a reaction called no escape, where I keep pace with a retreating foe. Does this count?
[00:37:19] Speaker C: I think he had to be adjacent with him, but I could be wrong.
[00:37:22] Speaker A: It does not say you have to be adjacent, so you may move up to your speed to go after him.
[00:37:31] Speaker E: Sweet. 25.
[00:37:36] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:37:37] Speaker E: Let's go.
[00:37:38] Speaker A: And for his last action.
That's it.
He's gonna turn around. Always put some space between himself and enemies. Twin Talon.
[00:37:51] Speaker C: Twin Talon is gonna try to bend his ribs to be concave. I'm sorry, convex again.
So I'm going to use an action to try to battle medicine myself.
[00:38:03] Speaker A: Those steel toe boots really paid off in this game.
[00:38:07] Speaker C: So that is a 29. So that is a critical success.
[00:38:09] Speaker A: Yes, it is. That's four d eight.
[00:38:12] Speaker C: So that's 20 hit points that I recover or Twintelle. Recovers.
Great. Can't let this guy get away. So Twintown's gonna whistle for Taysani. Taysani's gonna take off after this asshole.
[00:38:27] Speaker A: Is she flying?
[00:38:28] Speaker C: Yes. 40. And then Twin town is gonna move behind her. 515, 2025. 30. So he will get up next to this guy.
[00:38:38] Speaker A: All right.
[00:38:39] Speaker C: And he is going to attack.
[00:38:42] Speaker A: I don't know why you're so aggressive. Again, this guy, he's done nothing to you.
[00:38:47] Speaker B: He wolf whistled at him.
[00:38:49] Speaker C: He tried to murder me.
[00:38:50] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, that.
[00:38:51] Speaker C: He hit me with a great club and kicked me and he ran away.
[00:38:54] Speaker A: It's like on the playground when you're young. That's what you do to the people you like.
[00:38:59] Speaker C: 37 against his flat footed Ac.
[00:39:02] Speaker A: 37 against his flat footed will crit.
[00:39:05] Speaker B: Okay, nice.
[00:39:07] Speaker C: So piercing muscle severed. Normal damage. Crit effect until healed. The target is clumsy. Three and enfeebled. Three.
[00:39:16] Speaker A: Oh, that's gonna make him getting away really hard.
Enfeeble. Three.
[00:39:23] Speaker C: Well, those. That's just basically strength, actions and Dex. Anything that's strength or Dex related, he takes a negative three too.
And then let's do some damage. That's a fun part of attacking people.
It's fun for me.
19.
[00:39:41] Speaker A: All right.
[00:39:42] Speaker C: And I am going to hit him with the slow the fuck down debilitation, where I give him a negative ten foot penalty to his speed.
[00:39:53] Speaker A: All right, Brianna Bolsoir.
[00:39:56] Speaker B: Hmm.
You know what would be really good in this instance?
Like, really, really good. And I believe it's within range. I have to double check. I'm trying to remember if my javelin is throwable at a 60ft.
[00:40:10] Speaker A: I think it is your javelin.
[00:40:13] Speaker B: Oh, no, it isn't. It's 30ft, apparently.
[00:40:16] Speaker C: So you would take a negative two.
[00:40:18] Speaker B: Yeah, whatever. Let's do it.
[00:40:20] Speaker C: You could also draw up, move and get in range and then throw it.
[00:40:23] Speaker B: Sure. So first action, move up.
Second action, draw my javelin.
And final.
I'm a fire.
Pew pew pew.
[00:40:39] Speaker A: Throw your javelin for 19.
[00:40:42] Speaker B: I'm guessing that misses.
[00:40:44] Speaker A: Will miss.
[00:40:45] Speaker B: That's my turn.
[00:40:47] Speaker A: All right. Knife, sword.
[00:40:50] Speaker F: Oh, then I'm gonna move. Can I diagonal on this guy or is that gonna. I guess that goes through a threat in space wood.
[00:40:58] Speaker A: Yeah, you would. You would trigger an attack of opportunity, which you know he has.
[00:41:03] Speaker C: Yes, but you could easily go. I was around to Sani.
[00:41:09] Speaker A: Yeah, that.
[00:41:10] Speaker F: Yeah, back in like that. I was trying to get in a position where I. Where I was getting flanking him with you. But I don't think.
[00:41:20] Speaker C: I don't think your little legs are going to carry you fast enough. What? What is your speed?
[00:41:24] Speaker F: 25. Because I'm going to go stabby stab this guy.
[00:41:26] Speaker A: Okay, watch knife.
[00:41:28] Speaker F: Start to get another 27 to hit.
[00:41:32] Speaker A: Will hit.
[00:41:33] Speaker F: All right. Six damage.
[00:41:34] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:41:35] Speaker C: Does that kill him?
[00:41:36] Speaker A: No, no, it does not.
[00:41:38] Speaker C: Then I would like to take a reaction and do reactive murder.
[00:41:42] Speaker A: Oh, no, thank you.
Thank you.
[00:41:46] Speaker C: That is a 36. Hit his flat foot at AC.
[00:41:49] Speaker A: That's a critical hit.
[00:41:50] Speaker C: Oh, okay.
[00:41:51] Speaker F: Oh, dang it.
[00:41:53] Speaker C: Blowback. The target is knocked prone.
[00:41:57] Speaker F: Wait a minute, wait a minute. If he falls backwards, he's gonna fall.
[00:42:03] Speaker C: Down in his space.
[00:42:04] Speaker F: Okay.
[00:42:06] Speaker C: So you whip around the corner there, kind of slash him from behind, and as he's turning quintown, kicks his legs out from under him. It stabs him on the way down.
[00:42:16] Speaker A: You like it?
[00:42:17] Speaker C: Just fun.
[00:42:18] Speaker A: Just fun.
[00:42:19] Speaker C: We having fun now? So that is 29. So that is 58 when it's doubled, you.
[00:42:26] Speaker A: I don't want to say this, but you also have him marked.
[00:42:28] Speaker C: I marked him with the slow.
[00:42:31] Speaker A: Oh, the slow one.
[00:42:31] Speaker C: The slow one. So I didn't mark him with extra two d. Six damage. Yeah.
[00:42:34] Speaker A: How much did you do? That would be 56.
Okay, he's still standing. Well, no, he's on the ground, but he's still alive.
Saraya, it is your turn.
[00:42:48] Speaker D: I'm gonna run up until I'm about 15ft behind the guy. I'm going to use quick alchemy to make crystal shards, and I'm going to throw them just past him in a 15 foot arc to hopefully block his escape. Hell drops us out. Okay, so even if he gets up, he's going anywhere. If he has to make an acrobatics check.
[00:43:09] Speaker A: It's a 15 foot arc.
[00:43:11] Speaker D: Yes. From the spot leading out. So, like, past him or if it's just like. Because it looked like the alleyway was 15ft wide.
[00:43:19] Speaker A: It is.
It is 15ft. Yeah.
[00:43:23] Speaker D: So, like, at its broadest point, it should block off the entire thing.
[00:43:26] Speaker A: Oh, all right. Not happy. But, you know, I'm trying to be.
[00:43:31] Speaker D: Clever about things and, like, help my teammates actually be support role that alchemy's alchemist kind of are.
[00:43:40] Speaker E: I would like to run up and jump, like, do a running jump and grab, like, wrap my legs around his head and then, like, come down with my fist on his head.
[00:43:55] Speaker B: Hell yeah, girl. Get him.
[00:43:57] Speaker A: Okay, he's on the ground. He's already on the ground.
[00:44:01] Speaker B: Never mind, doesn't matter.
[00:44:03] Speaker E: I would like to run up, like.
[00:44:05] Speaker C: A flying elbow drive or something fun.
[00:44:08] Speaker E: Jump down on him, wrap my legs around his head, and bring my hands down onto his face.
[00:44:15] Speaker A: Okay, so the first action is to move.
[00:44:18] Speaker E: Yes.
[00:44:18] Speaker A: So you're gonna move.
[00:44:20] Speaker E: Oh, you tell. Okay, very good.
[00:44:23] Speaker A: And go ahead and make an attack. Roll 29 will hit.
[00:44:30] Speaker E: Yay.
16 points of damage.
[00:44:35] Speaker A: All right, you have one more action.
[00:44:37] Speaker E: Let's do it again.
[00:44:40] Speaker A: Watch. She's gonna crit this bloody, bloody smush marsh.
[00:44:44] Speaker B: Oh, no, she did.
[00:44:46] Speaker A: She did criticize the wrong way.
You do have a hero point you can use.
[00:44:52] Speaker E: Do I?
[00:44:53] Speaker A: Yep. Okay, everyone gets one at the beginning of the recording, so you can reroll that. Okay, 30 is a regular hit.
[00:45:04] Speaker D: All right, I think that's more than enough for you.
[00:45:07] Speaker E: 17 points of damage.
[00:45:10] Speaker A: All right.
Okay. It is now the top of the next round of round six, and.
Oh, boy.
No. I don't know what to do.
[00:45:25] Speaker B: Just keel over. We'll be fine.
[00:45:28] Speaker A: You know what? I'm gonna take about a week to think about what I'm gonna.
And we'll check back in a week.
[00:45:36] Speaker D: Sure.
[00:45:37] Speaker C: I already used my reaction. I'd stab you otherwise.
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